Oh no! Aboboy's been stolen by some very sleazy characters. It's your job, Abobo, to punch and kick your way to his rescue -- with FURIOUS anger!...
You've just made Luis very, very angry, and all you've got is a little wooden sword. Time for battle!...
The developer is fed up with coding! He's passed the baton to you to DETERMINE everything that would have been random about this dungeon crawling game! You ARE the Random Number Generator! ...
Run and jump through the 8-bit dungeon... Smash the orbs, defeat the boss! ...
Battle some very evil hordes with your giant wooden spoon......
Carefully plan out every assassination in this strategic shooter....